Nobody Canna Cross It - Twanging (refix video) DJ Powa - Funny video with a great sound track " Chuck Norris Can Cross It "

Dj Powa has created a fantastic video and put together a really funny video here with “ Nobody Canna Cross It “ Twanging video.

It features a scene from the floods from mavis bank and is sliced up to fit a beat with some great video editing to bring together a great video and audio

This will have you laughing for days “ Nobody Canna Cross It “ “ Chuck Norris Can Cross It “…………….

Some Large, Some Small, Some Weird, Some Tall (Funny video of a variety of animals doing crazy things)

Browsing youtube the other day I came across this video of a collection of animals some big some small some weird so tall.

From cats to dogs to mice these animals are funny and some of the positions they get into are unbelievable.

To finish this video has a scary ending. Be aware!!!!!!!

Video uploaded by Henley Dance and has over 4 million views to date.

Baby Monkey (Going backwards on a PIG)

This video was shown to me by Billy Green a few months ago and had me in stitches for ages. Has a very catchy theme tune that plays whilst the baby monkey runs around like mad to get on the poigs back.

The video was uploaded by Parry Gripp

This video has had over 9 millions views on you tube and the theme tune has now inspired an app for the iPhone. That can be downloaded from the iTunes APP Store.

To download the app Click Here.

M1 Accident & Emergency Lane Blocked !!!

This footage was taken on the M1 after two cars were turned upside down. It features a good Samaritan walking up and down the motorway documenting on the cars that are blocking up the Emergency services lane and potentially stopping a ambulance getting to the scene.

This lad talks to some of the drivers to get their views on the situation and comes close to getting his faced punched in as he confronts those that sit in the emergency lane.

The clever part is when he decides to take note of every number plate of the offenders.

This video has had over 400,000 hits and has been very popular with the law abiding citizens with loads of people showing support including people from the video

Well done to this man for pointing out the problems that mindless people don’t think about when they want to get home.

Funny Windows Animation

Animated by Alan Becker

Short animated video is from youtube and has reached over 20 million hits since its release back in 2007

The story starts with a regular every day stick man that evolves into a super hero. The animator has made this clip to look like they are drawing in real time and then the action comes to life we have guns flying around and flamethrowers until the stick man finally breaks free from the screen and heads over to the windows desktop.

From here the magic starts and we have two characters fighting for dominance of the desktop who will win?

Updates on London 2011 Riots and looting video from LEWISHAM

Chaos has hit the streets of London at least 6 different parts of town have had confirmed hits these include



Tottenham, Brixton, Lewisham, Catford, Charlton, Woolwich, Croydon and the list goes on

Latest news from SKY NEWS is showing scenes from Liverpool of violence on the streets this has been a wide spread of violence that has hit the streets of Britain.

Groups are organising on social sites like twitter and facebook to come together and take advantage of the stretched police force in London and around the country.

We have already had live updates from friends in and around London that looters are robbing them self’s to try and prosper. They are waiting for people to loot the stores then they are attacking the looter and stealing their stolen goods things are now getting very out of control.

Camden is the latest place to be hit. The Debenhams store from has taken the worst so far as looters were left for up to 1hr 30mins to freely loot the store without police challenge.

What is Known as “ Reeces “ corner in Croydon has been totally burnt to the ground.

Charlton London being looted

Reports from scenes on the streets of London have escalated to nearby Charlton and woolwich

Getting LIVE information that JD sports in Charlton has been looted along with Currys people have been seen taking 42" samsung tv's from currys and then be hijacked for the tv by other looters its getting crazy out there

Advise every body to stay inside in the south of london

Other reports are that weatherspoons and Mc Donalds in WELLING high street are on fire and looting carrys on.

More and more facebook reports are showing pics from CROYDON Nandos being burnt to the ground

More reports from CAMDEN that there is freshlooting going on do the goverment have any control over the streets of london?????

These are the scenes in wood green a local bookshop and Bodyshop that have been damaged and looted

Granny with machine gun

This is not your everyday scene I mean your granny playing with a kids hand gun maybe but not a full automatic machine gun. She must live in a really rough area of town.

This granny is not holding back as she lines up ready to take out the targets and must say she is handling the gun with no problem

Time we all stay in our houses because grannies in cars are bad enough let alone with machine guns.

Roman Dog

When you think of a roman dog I would go with it being something large and demanding like a Doberman, or German Sheppard. But no this cute little puppy is kitted out to the max in his roman outfit with little leg rings and is ready to go to war.

Looking hard at the image I think this puppy is a statue?

Funky Tattoo Designs

photo by tattoo lover

" Eye's in the back of ones head "

They say that in this day and age you need to have eyes in the back of your head. Well this guy took it to the extreme and got a detailed tattoo on the whole of his head.

This is quite a design and has been implemented very well.
Not sure what the buttery fly’s are about but the eyes line up well with size of this guys ears bet this has fooled a lot of people especially when slightly intoxicated.

Warner Bros Evolution

by_maisou-from deviantart

This photo shows you the evolution of the warner bros sign in the harry potter series of films.

As you can see it gets darker and more deeper as the film series continues.

The latest edition is from harry potter[deathly hallows part2] and has a tombstone effect signalling the end of the franchise all the others are designed with a metal effect.

great to see how things change over the last few years

Like a Knife through butter

This is either a clever Photoshop image or a painful death trap for kids or Adults.

The kid looks like he is having fun maybe time for him to go to specsavers as he’s about t be chopped into a thousand bits. This would be a hit man’s dream toy LMAO.

This is going to be a standard in all swing parks for 2012 to reduce Knife crime.

Tree House

Photo by Flickr user Photocatcher

When I was a kid we had small planks of wood to make a tree house but these guys did one better and actually converted the tree to a house how cool.

This photo was taken in redwood forest, USA

As you can see you could fit a small family inside this tree it is massive.

Also in redwood forest stood the largest tree in the world with roots bigger than any man on earth this tree has since been knocked down when another tree fell on top of it back in 1991.

You can see the size of the roots below that guy can nearly walk straight through that gap.

Doberman in laser attack

This funny animation was taken from squidoo and is a practical joke gone wrong.

Dobermans are strong and powerful dogs but with combined with a man’s genital area this is the outcome.

Painful is not the word for this poor guy as his friends are standing by laughing at the fact he needs a trip down the local hospital and maybe an amputation.

Can’t explain the wrapping around the dog’s ears seems very strange?

How much fun can you have with a laser pen?

Disabled Parking how it should be

Photo by rooji

This funny photo shows a battery powered electric scooter occupying a disabled bay.

Honestly the check of some people and they haven’t even displayed a blue badge this offender should be prosecuted.

Gotta love it ! imagine all those furious older people saying “ that shouldn’t be parked there “

Do you think has popped to the shops or just out cruising with his friends PMSL.

Dancing Cat in a Hat

This animation was taken from Squidoo and features a cute kitty cat dancing to music.

We are hoping this doesn’t appear as the backing video remix of “ ICE ICE Baby “ by Vanilla Ice

Great animation for all you pet lovers out there.

Don’t you just love his cute little hat ahhhhh.

Hover Cat

Photo by colkorn1982

Hover Cat !!!!
Keeping with the theme of Super pets I found this great photo of a white cat lying on a glass table.

Just love the way his fur is squashed down then flattened off or could this be a Photoshop illusion?

Let’s hope this one actually TAKES OFF !!!

Super Cat !!!!

Photo by didbygraham

Super Cat !!!

This super cat was snapped floating in mid air whilst doing a forward swan dive. Only kidding this must be a regular site in this household as the woman behind hasn’t battered an eye lid.

This should be an Olympic sport and first prize goes to Super Cat.

This cat does take a good photo if this was the photo line finish well hopefully made you laugh.

Polar Jam

Photo by Mark Lewis

Have you ever wondered what polar bears and penguins do to kill time? Well now you know they are out making each other jump LMAO.

Something tells me the polar bear knows this is coming

Can anyone tell me where he got those symbols and what a penguin is doing with a woman’s handbag?????

This has to be a Photoshop touch up.

Can't Touch This

Photo by J from the UK

With the date for the IOS 5 software and the new iPhone 5 on the horizon I thought it would be a good idea to remind everyone of the troubles that we had with the iPhone 4.

The main problem on the launch day was that the iPhone 4 lost signal if held around the metal frame. Let’s hope Apple has fixed the issue and there are not teething problems with the iPhone 5 due out in September.

This photo put a funny twist to the MC Hammer “song can’t touch this” and I came quite literally with the iPhone 4 come on Apple sort it out.

New Universal Hands Free kit Designs

Inventors in the less fortunate world have been designing a new Universal hands free that is compatible with all the leading markets smart phones from Apple iPhone 5 to the android smart phones

Well not quite the ideas of Apple or Nokia but does come with adjustable rubber band for extra comfort.

Maybe Apple will use this design for their iPhone 5 concept due to hit stores this September. Erm I think not.

The phone in the holder looks like the Nokia 3210 from about 10 years ago.

Alien Kitty Cat

Photo by Break.com

We were told that aliens did not land on planet earth well now we have living proof that they do and it comes in kitty form.

This has to be the scariest kitten on the plant. Imagine being woke up by this little puss on a Sunday morning.

Similar features to the cat in Austin powers used by doctor evil.

Towel or Dog ?

Photo's by Dr_xeno

This beautiful looking Dog is from the Chinese Shar-Pei breed and is a very good guard dog and loyal to their owners when trained from a young age or they become aggressive and are often volatile to other dog’s.

Searching Flickr I found these 3 photo’s of this adorable dog but was confused by the fact it looks like the blanket underneath.

Great bit of photography.

Hard to imagine such a cute dog being volatile to anybody look at him just aint got it in him.

On a plus side this breed of dog is known to be very well behaved with kids and can be completely trusted around them.

Gumball Wars

Gumball Wars from Scott Thierauf on Vimeo.



This short video clip is an animation of two gumball machines going head to head against each other in a war of gumballs.

The animation in this clip has been done to great effect and Thierauf has done a great job to bring these characters to life and give both machines recognisable characteristics

Drinking Chess Game

Photo by Greyloch

We all know that too many of us chess is a boring game and takes a certain type of skill to play.
But what about playing chess in a different way well now you can.

Taking inspiration from this photo will have you playing chess again in no time so bottoms up and hope you don’t lose or you will be under the table.

Melted Restaurant in Poland

Photo by Hr.Icio

Have you ever wondered what your house would look like if melted by a fireball? Well now we have an idea thanks to builders from Poland creating this wonderful piece of architecture.

Looks like a scene from a horror movie but I must say would be an interesting place to visit.

The restaurant is located in Sopor, Pomeranian, Poland near the coast of the baltic sea.

Freeze Don't Move Punk !!!!!!

Freeze punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another of our fuzzy creatures standing to attention and learning to stand when a gun is pointed at them.

Poor kitten must be scared out of its skin or ready to pounce on his ower. Maybe his having behavioural problems ?

Worlds Smallest Monkey

Photo by Froso Zoo

This little fella is part of the Baby Pygmy Marmoset family and is an albino.

Baby Pygmy Marmosets have a survival rate of only 67% for the first six months of their life.
As you can see they don’t grow very big and need constant attention so if you’re thinking of adopting one you might want to try having a baby first.

Every 2 hours they will need a regular feed of baby human food to get all the nutrients they need to survive.

This little guy looks like a cross between a monkey and a Sewer Rat.

This South American monkey is the world's smallest monkey tipping the scales at 3.5 ounces measuring 35 cm in length fully grown and his is the survivor of two born at Froso Zoo in Ostersund, Sweden.

Meerkat.com

Photo by Emmy_Animals

Meerkats have been around for hundreds of years now and I think they have finally mastered the art of standing to pee.

You have heard of “ compare the market.com “ well check out “ compare the meerkat.com “

This was taken in a safari park in the west midlands in the United Kingdom.

I’m not sure if he is just standing around or getting ready to do something else lets hope that pipe leads to the sewers.

Aim Steady Shoot - Cat with rifle

Photo by fogcat5

I’ve seen some funny animals in my time but none compare to likes of this little pussy cat. Cocked and ready to take aim at anyone that messes with his home.

I’m still trying to work out how he got his hands on a firearms licence.

I wonder what he is taking aim on lmao can it be a passerby or is he on a mouse hunt?????

Lamborghini Crash

Photo by lolpix

This Lamborghini owner will be in for a shock when he finds out the repair bill for this little bump.
This has got to be the worst day of his life by far and such a nice car just to go and destroy it like that, what a waste.

The picture comes courtesy of www.lolpix.com

To all you car lovers out there time to turn your heads in disgrace and how did he manage to lift the other car off the ground WOW.

How fast was he travelling ???????????

Poor Poor Baby !!!

Photo by Khajavi

Photo by Khajavi

Photo by Khajavi

Photo by Khajavi

I was randomly searching Flickr the other day and came across this little fella. Nice to see someone make good use of Photoshop to create some funky photos.

You got to feel sorry for the poor lad when he gets older only to find there is a mini Hitler and Shrek version of him around. You could say that he will also pass as hulk Hogan’s son too!

How many more can you find out there add a comment if you find anymore and would love to actually know who this little boy is ???

Super Mario fever spreading

Photo by Fuzzy Yol

Super Mario eat your heart out. This would turn the little Italian fella into a mega Mario.

This photo was taken on the river banks of London and features a sidewalk of trees wrapped in red paper with white spots just like the mushrooms from Super Mario Bros.

Not your everyday site on the banks of Londonand nobody is even bothered.

Best Restrooms in Town

Photo by Joel Telling

Possibly the BEST men rooms you will ever find. Who said that men’s toilets are dirty and grubby this just proved you all wrong. But I bet if there were no woman looking down then this place would have to pot by now.

My favourite would have to be the tape measure PMSL.

Which one would you Choose ????????????????

Just don’t get distracted by the images and have a accident that’s all I ask of you guys that are lucky enough to visit such a luxurious place.

Recipe for Disaster

Photo by MiK

This is a shot taken of a fuse box that is used to power a Ferris wheel in ocean shores, Washington, USA.

The bottom is so rusted the plugs connected to the main fuse box have rusted away and crumbled leaving a recipe for disaster.

They finally had to shut down the Ferris wheel and repair the damage immediately for the safety of everyone in the park. Makes you feel sorry for the person repairing the box

A Dogs Life

Photo by Gene Hunt

This is an unusual sign that’s located on an old footpath near Greystoke Avenue and was taken by Gene Hunt.

This sign reads "Please do not empty your dog here" it seems this is a very popular sign as many other photographers have visited the same spot and snapped this weird sign.

I’m struggling to find out why you need to empty your dog anywhere let alone the middle of England. Is it a joke that we will never know but does make for great comedy and bad English?